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THE INDEPENDENT WRITER
Jim Ippolito |
HELP THE WRITER
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| Everyone needs money, and I'm no different. I’m not lazy, I work all the time, it’s just that, to quote a line from a Woody Allen movie, “nobody pays me for it.”
Actually that's not true; I do get paid for my work, from a number of sources, but not enough at present so in the meantime I’m not above a bit of begging.
A small effort on your part can help keep this website up. Here's how:
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Non-tax deductible contributions gratefully accepted
If you have everything you want or need, and especially if you’re rich, then for God’s sake please give me a bit of your money through the free, secure, and easy to use facilities provided by Amazon.com or PayPal.
If you aren’t a member of PayPal you can join quickly and easily through their link below. Amazon.com doesn’t require user registrations but they do charge me a service fee.
Take your pick but please click. Thanks. |
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| Alternate ways to help the writer
If feeling good all over in exchange for some of your hard earned cash isn’t enough, OK, I understand. In addition to the “donation” method there are other ways you can help pay for my Internet service, or put a few shekels into the hands of my creditors, at no cost to you.
I’ve got your access to the things you need, and the things you really want, such as money and drugs, or a girl or boyfriend!
I'll show you how, and yes, it's all legal. |
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| Let’s go shopping
You buy stuff online right? OK, how about taking your trade to the nice people at Amazon.com, through the link on this page. By doing so I get little cut, from their end, and you get to feel even better about your new toy. C’mon, there must be something you need. Isn’t there a gift giving occasion coming up soon in your life?
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Got Ink?
No, I don’t mean tattoos. Although any good-looking broads out there with ink in secret places should send me a photo of it, an 8X10 preferably. It’s nothing prurient on my part, I just consider myself to be a bit of an art critic. This is ink for your printer, for when you print out my copyrighted material so your Uncle Toonoose, who thinks computer monitors cause corns, can laugh too. That’s OK. Anyway, why pay high department store prices for ink when you can save a bundle at 123 Inkjets. That’s were I get mine, fast and no shipping charge. Such a deal!
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| Take a trip
Everyone needs a vacation every now and then. I think that’s what my wife means when she tells me to get out. Pick a destination and ask 4Airlines.com for a free, no obligation quote. That will get me a few cents closer to my dream trip to Lower Slobovia, and you’ll be doing Dolores a favor as well. Thanks. |
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| How about some cash?
You want a mortgage, first or second, or want to refinance an existing one? Need an auto or personal loan? If so please check out E-LOAN. Apply for a loan, with no obligation to accept, and yours truly gets a small gratuity. Costs you nothing, unless you take the loan, in which case you have to repay it. |
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| Shop Naked!
That’s right, without going to jail and without leaving the comfort of your home. Remember all that great stuff you saw advertised on TV and now wish you had ordered? Well here’s your chance to get that Popiel Pocket Fisherman you secretly desire. How about a combination fish hook remover and shoehorn, or a remote control nail clipper?
Well now you can get those and any other items you missed out on by visiting “As Seen On TV.” |
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| How about a date?
“Don’t get scared or disgusted, I don’t mean with me. My wife won’t let me. She keeps me close so she can supervise my house cleaning efforts.
So how about it? You need a broad or a guy with whom to share your crib? Maybe you just want someone to screw around with every now and then? You know, for a late night game of checkers or to sing TV commercial jingles to you. Alright, whatever, here’s a good place to look for that imperfect somebody. Good luck! |
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THE ULTIMATE LAZY SHOPPING EXPERIENCE
No matter what you want or need chances are you can find it here. I used to love thumbing through catalogs, drooling over all the things I wanted. I sent away for them by the dozen. The problem with paper catalogs though is that shortly after you get them they’re obsolete. Items are dropped, new ones are added, and prices change, reducing your catalog to nothing more than old-fashioned outhouse toilet paper.
Now, thanks to the Internet, you can view up to the minute catalogs of all types and help save a tree.
Combined with heavily discounted prices and low or no shipping costs makes CatalogCity.com a great choice for easy, diversified shopping. |
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| Let your mouse do the walking
Here’s a couple of cool shopping only search engines. Enter the words for the stuff you want, click “search” and dust off your credit card. Good hunting! |
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| TOTALLY FREE STUFF
Here are some deals that will let you throw a few coins in my pocket without any expense to you.
Everyone wants something for nothing. I have located some promising offers for my discriminating fans and posted them on a secret page which is accessible only by clicking on the text link below. |
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Every damn thing on this website is copyright 2003-2008 ©Jim Ippolito All rights reserved
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