Will Write For Money

If you are a Literary Agent, a Publisher’s Editor, or an actual Publisher, you’ve come to the right place. You know you want to take a look at my novel, “Eeltown,” and get first crack at my other, in progress, book-length projects.

Now that you’ve been suitably impressed do the smart thing, and contact me through the “Bother The Writer” page.

If you’re not one of the above but have a need for writing on a project basis, please do likewise.

I can write ad copy, provide website content, social commentary, give advice, do obituaries, whatever. Contact me with your needs, funny or serious, long or short, profanity optional, at no extra charge.

Don’t wait; the best things in life come to those who act fast.